Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Burgers Shot


I personally not a big fan of fast food, specially fast food burgers. I love burgers. A good burger can make my day. With your hands barely able to wrap around it, and the first bite you don't know where to start except open your as wide as possible because you wanna take in all the ingredients at once. That's the kind of tradition burger that God intended. However, I'll not lie that every so often I'll swing by McDonald or Burger King to grab a burger for the sake of time. When I was at Burger King I noticed they're advertising something called Burger Shots. They're nothing more than a burger just smaller size. My first thought was, "No one will ever want something like that." After that day, I started to realize that shrunk burgers are pretty popular dish amount consumers. Rudy Tuesday, Applebee's, and Chili's all have the same type of dish. When the hell did tiny burgers become mainstream? I thought they were only from White Castle, where we listen to legends and myths from those that are fortunate with a White Castle near them. Burger King is advertising them like some vampires from Twilight. Let ruin something that's cool with cuteness. While you're at it make those tiny burgers shine under sun, won't you please? This is an outrage. American burgers are not a Japanese trend. No matter how much I like J-Pop culture I cannot agree to shrink this delicious food. Burger needs to be big, and can only go in one direction. Bigger. So Damn it people! Stop eating these food trend abomination! 

1 comment:

  1. i'll have to agree with ya here man. little burgers suck and the one time i did go to a white castle i felt like puking up those nasty little bastards they dare to call burgers. they were like microwaved abortions. bleh

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