In Defense of Little Burgers

John here doesn't seem to understand the allure of the mini burger.

As well as paragraphs, but that's an argument for another day.

See, mini burgers are not anything like Twilight. Quite the opposite actually. Mini burgers, along with giving the impression that you're getting more delicious meats than in one cheese burger, just make you feel like a giant. By god, eat a couple of those, pet some kittens, and speak broken english, well, I'll be damned if you don't feel like Andre himself.

I'm also a tad confused about the whole j-pop argument Jackass presents. Maybe I'm just missing something here, but is this a Japanese thing? I don't spend my days at Barnes & Noble sitting on the floor to read manga. I suppose there are people more qualified on that front.

That said, John, just open up your god damn heart and eat some of these treats. I know it's not some fruity iced coffee, but I think you'll like it. If you don't, well, my day will go on.

-Shawn
Bobby, I don't like this!